Holidays

So I´m now done with exams and I´m no longer busy, however I will travelling to my home country until January for holidays. Until then, there will be only minor updates and cool posts, but no tutorials since my computer with all the programs won´t be there. When I come back, however, I will start making all those mentioned reforms in the site. But since we are speaking about exams, here is a list of stupid exam answers I found on the internet, just to laugh a bit.

SCIENCE

“Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.”

“The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.”

“Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.” (what the hell?)

“Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”

“Clouds are high flying fogs.”

ENGLISH

A college asked the students to write a short story, the shortest the better. However, they had to compile three main themes in the story:

1. Religion

2. Sex

3. Mystery

Here´s the A+:

“Good God, I´m pregnant, I wonder who did it”

MATH

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/exam-answers/Divide

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/exam-answers/Elephant

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/exam-answers/Too_Much_Algebra

OTHER

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/exam-answers/Animal_Names

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/exam-answers/Essay_-_Jimmy_McPerson

Alright, those were some cool ones I stumpled upon. Have some awesome holidays everyone!!!